Lameness

So... uh... yeah.
Lame. One part of the story actually happened in July. Oof.

Well, I am still going to write the other parts. They will happen haphazardly as they do and end up here bit by bit.

Pfft.

Part One

I remember when it started. Nobody knew what was going on, or what had happened to cause it. Nobody ever really will, either, or at least that's what Brian says. Brian is my older brother. He says that the government always covers up stuff like that, like they do with ufos and bigfoot and everything.

He says it was probably caused by that comet that flew past really close to the earth about a month before. The one that nobody had expected and that didn't even have a name but they just called it a bunch of letters and numbers like R2D2 from Star Wars. Or maybe it was some secret military weapons experiment that went wrong. He also says I should listen to him because he is 15 and I'm only 12, but I've read all the same comics and stuff so I know he doesn't know all that much.

The day Grampa came home it didn't go too well. Brian and I had stayed up late the night before watching horror movies and so his reaction was basically predictable. I mean when a dead guy walks into the yard, a guy you know is dead because you went to his funeral and saw him there in the coffin and everything, that's not who you expect to see come through the front gate still wearing his good suit but looking a little, well, dead. And when he sort of shambles up towards you with his arms outstretched, reaching out like that, and says "Brains"...

Okay, it turned out that what he'd really said was "Brian". Grampa was just happy to see him, what with being dead he hadn't expected to and all. Even I thought he'd said "Brains" so it was just natural that Brian should grab the closest thing to him and try to defend himself.

It was a shovel. Could've been worse. Could've been a hatchet or a chainsaw or something.

Anyways, it didn't take Grampa's head all the way off, although you'd think it had with the way Grampa carried on afterwards.

Overdue, but here we go...

I had meant to have part 1 up several days ago. Sorry about that. It is ready now and will be up momentarily.

It is my intention to have 2 or 3 new parts up per week until the story is done. I won't be at all surprised if the last part doesn't get posted until the very last few minutes in July... but then, I know how I am...

Coming soon (very, very soon)

Well, at the drop of a hat and the unintentional prompting of a friend (through a link in a twitter) I have not only found out about S4C (http://declarationediting.wordpress.com/s4c/) but now I am signing up.

Stay tuned for a chaotic tale of life after death... well sort of life... well death anyway. It's complicated, but will all make sense in the end. Maybe. With zombies!